It snowed today.

It snowed A LOT today.

It snowed so much I think God must be seriously dehydrated.

This afternoon, while the twins were napping, I hooked up the baby-monitor and went out to shovel the snow and found that Nicole, our self-sacrificing, saintly basement suite dweller, had beaten me to it by mere minutes.

How is a big, mid-thirty-something guy supposed to skirt the edges of a heart attack if he has no heavy snow to shovel? I was simply forced to go skiing on our backyard hill (I had to make sure the hill was safe for my daughters to play on).

Yeehaw … I’m not missing Australia so much now.